Excuse me. Are you aware that there are cameras in this changing room? Yeah... I didn't think so. Given the fact that my security guard just tipped me off on a potential theft that's taking place in this fitting room. I'm going to need you to come to my office immediately. We are going to perform a mandatory strip search to make sure that you're not hiding anything on your person. Go ahead, strip down into your birthday suit for me. Oh, you're embarrassed?! Well, you should have thought about that before you stole from my store. Isn't that right?! Yes, this is perfectly legal. Now lay back and spread your ass wide open for me. I'm going to perform a cavity search to make sure that you're not hiding anything else on your person.